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To "ditch" or "comedically abandon" someone before an event or meeting without their knowledge.
Yo let's pre-ditch John, I hate that guy.
When a man knocks a woman up and leaves her to care for the baby with no support.
Person 1: Did you hear about Lindsay? She had to drop out cause she got knocked up.
Person 2: Yeah, apparently her boyfriend did a dick and ditch.
When you get dicked down and he goes to sleep directly after
“Wow, I wanted to cuddle but instead I got dick and ditched.”
The act of leaving/ditching after finally getting the one thing he wanted, sex.
M 1: hey man how are you and Sally?
M2: we don't talk anymore, I decided to dick and ditch.
Adj., the act of contractors or apprentices taking turns building cardboard restroom stalls from all the scrap shipping boxes, cutting out a glory hole in them, then being quite the gentlemen and allowing each other a turn while trading spots inside and out. Ditching the cardboard, to ditch the cardboard, going to ditch some cardboard.
Contractor 1 and contractor 2 went out to the shop to ditch the cardboard. They couldn’t decide who would ditch the cardboard first.
The reverse of a Mexican anchor baby. To repopulate Mexico from white trash vaginas.
“My ex wife is banging another Mexican chef from the restaurant, she is such a chorizo ditch”
An untimely emergency defecation in the ditch of a highway in the dead of winter. Upon completion, the anus is wiped with an object which is much less than desirable (ie. a used Mars bar wrapper, sock, etc.).
Mike: Sandy, you need to pull over right now, I can’t make it to Calgary!
Sandy: Why, what’s wrong?
Mike: I have to poop! I guess this one’s gonna be a ditch loaf! Get the Mars bar wrapper ready!