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When your friend pretends not to hear you and starts talking to someone else, even though they can totally hear you.
Duda is totally giving us deaf ear.
A type of cancer that is caused by listening to nicks music.
I lost my hearing because I contracted ear cancer from listening to nicks playlist
The white stuff that ends up in the ear after rubbing one out.
Last night, Sally passed out on me, so I gave her some ear puffs while she was sleeping.
When one decides to piss on the mic while on a call.
Guy 1: It was weird when Jordan went on the mic and became an ear rumbler.
The way your ear piercing can look like a butt hole if you gauge it too big too quickly.
My buddy Trevor got sphinct-ear when he tore his ear lobe by skipping from 4 gauge to double zero gauge.
When you sing a song in your head, stop, and swear you hear it playing in the background.
Person 1:Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo... doo.... dooooooooo!
Person 2: Please shut up.
Person 1: Fine.
-silence-
Person 1: Did you just hear that?
Person 2: Hear what?
Person 1: The song I was singing I just heard it playing!
Person 2: Nah, that was just ear music
It's a real thing.
Deli ears refers to someone who always listens to conversations in which he/she wasn't invited.
Many academics believe it's etymology is rooted in people who sit in deli restaurants all day and listen to people around them speak; however, this isn't true. It's beginning, as with all evil things, can be traced back to Oxford University.
After the British subjugated India, they set up a provincial government in New Delhi. They encouraged natives to bring back any word of rebellion. One such native, called Tom, was instrumental in stopping uprisings against the British authority. For his deeds, Oxford named the ability to listen to other conversation "Deli Ears," because Tom had ears that looked like sliced turkey.
The term all but died out until a small cult in Long Island revived it.
Damn, that dude got some deli ears!