You're lying

A term typically used when someone is not telling the truth and one makes scissors with their fingers directed at the untruthful human being.

Girl: I don't like Jeff anymore
Friend: You're lying! (Makes scissors sign direct at girl)

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you're not wrong

Something someone says when they dispute what you're saying but does so in an underhanded way. It's often followed by a "but".

Protip: you can replace many "you're not wrong, but..." statements directly with "I disagree with you because..." and you wont come across badly.

You're not wrong, but the truth is more nuanced than you're letting on.

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You're Right

Two simple words that get you laid.

You know what, you're right. Now fuck me.

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you're salty

When one (useually a girl) is upset or cranky.

I.E.- ohh you're a little salty!
I.E.- ohh she's a little salty!
I.E.- ohh you're salty!

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you're dumb

used when someone has just made no sense whatsoever or if they have just expressed their undying love for you.

fair skinned girl-"porque???"
cool softball girl-"you're dumb, i hate you."

"let's make baby!"
"you're dumb."

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YOU'RE FIRED

Said when you're no longer needed at a job and to be fired. Also what Donald trump AKA the trumpster says on the new hit reality show 'The apprentice."

"Omerosa, you're fired!"

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you're mean!

say it in a sweet way to someone you like when they are doing something they aren't doing what you tell them to do.

"you're really really mean!"

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