fire pool

A compulsory security feature for any thatched palatial homestead in rural Kwazulu Natal used for dousing a blaze caused by the excessive expulsion of hot air from an army of ANC spin doctors. It bears a strong resemblance to an ornate swimming pool costing the South African taxpayers millions of rand.

Jacob Zuma went for a dip in his fire pool after a tiring and sweaty sex session with one of his wives.

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The Arcade Fire

A 5-member band originating from Montreal, Quebec. Known for their lurid beats and definitive sound, they sound a lot like early David Bowie. With two main vocalists, a guitarist, a drummer, a violinist, a bass player and who knows what else, we expect promising things from these modern day troubadors. Their album Funeral is a tribute to growing out of childhood, the hopes and dreams, young love, and rebellion we accosiate with growing up.

I have nothing to put down for the example, kbye

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Fire Woman

1) A woman with rare beauty and spirit; a lady with remarkable qualities.

2) A sassy redhead

3) A very sexy woman; naturally able to sexually excite and inspire a man.

"That girl, woah! Shes a fire woman!"

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tire fire

A horrifying mess, either literally or figuratively foul-smelling, that seems to last forever.

For several years, Charlie Sheen's life was a tire fire, but he finally seems to have put the fire out.

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fire in the ho

Knowingly blowing your STD laden semen in an unsuspecting female's mouth, anus, or vagina.

It burned when I peed, but she was hot as hell; FIRE IN THE HO!

Fire Baller

When a male makes the mistake of thinking that rubbing Ben Gay or Icy Hot ointment on their genitals for lube and stimulation is a good idea. The end result is an excruciating hit, painful burn that lasts for hours along with notable regret.

I had to go to the ER last night. Braaaaahhh. I ran out of lube so I wanked with Icy Hot. Felt great at first until the burn set in and I was full on fire baller.

PK Fire

What every Smash Bros player hears in their nightmares

Ganondorf main: *exists*
Ness: PK FIRE PK FIRE PK FIRE PK FIRE PK FIRE PK-
Ganondorf: *Fucking Dies*