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The act of tapping/dancing/singing etc. whilst listening to your iPod.
Oftentimes it isn't pleasant to observe.
Fred: Dude, I saw Karley iPod Jamming at lunch today.
Charlie: I bet your ears are ringing, or your eyes burning?
Fred: I went frickin' blind for one minute!
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Kid 1: Man, a CD player? Get with the times!
Kid 2: Yo son, that's not a CD player, that's my iPod Circle!
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When 2 men ejaculate into a woman's ears, one ear each, leaving a large reservoir of ejaculate in each ear. Some of the semen will then run down her cheeks giving the impression that she is wearing a pair of the white headphones popularised by the Apple iPod.
This bird is well mucky, we gave her the iPod ears and she loved it.
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The act of two people sharing what is on their iPod.
Me and Julie iPod dated last night. I decided not to stay with her when I found out she had some Miley Cyrus on her iPod.
When you are trying to make an argument but you dont even know what you are talking about.
Person 1: I just bought a ipod to watch movies on netflix
Person 2: You mean an ipad?
Person 3: ipad ipod
The person in your group of friends who considers his/her musical taste superior to everyone else's and will always insist upon playing his/her own iPod even at uncalled for and innappropriate times. There is always at least one iPod douche at every party or gathering, and they will most certainly take out the iPod already playing and replace it with their own without asking anyone, and then continue to monopolize the music station for as long as they can get away with it. They have an intense need for others to recognize their collection of music as the best, most diverse, most underground, and/or most cutting edge of all the music out there. They seem to have no awareness of how annoying and antisocial they're being, or they are too overwhelmed by their desire for recognition to care.
Mark: "yo dude, where are your speakers? I found this great new hip hop band. They're mad underground so you don't know about them but they're really fresh..."
Jake (turns to other friends): "Shit, Mark's about to whip out the iPod douche on us. Prepare to bow to his supreme musical taste for the rest of the evening. We'll put our own shit back on when he finally fuckin leaves."
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When you've heard every song on your iPod way too many times and the only option left is to delete everything and start again.
Dude, all of your tunes are so lame... it's time for an iPod Transfusion
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