ISM

Internet Soul Mate
Somebody who You met online, and is your soul mate! uwu

“@(***) is my ism”

ism

something you just know you got

I have ism

lj-ism

When someone “ruins” a game for you and you have minor temper tantrum and scream at top of lungs.

Dude, lj just had a major lj-ism.

Kenobi-ism

A religion centered around worshiping the fictional character Obi-Wan Kenobi from Star Wars. Practitioners of this religion can mainly be found on r/prequelmemes

David: Do you believe in kenobi-ism?
Jane: Yes, I’m a common practitioner

kenobi-ism

A statement which is true ... from a certain point of view.

The defining Kenobi-ism: “A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi Knights. He betrayed and murdered your father.”

HIM-ISM

Men who struggle with thinking they are “him”.

Traits include: major ego, consistent mansplaining, doesn’t show emotions, misogynistic personality and lack of emotional intelligence tbh.

Oh…he thinks he’s him. It’s unfortunate he suffers from him-ism.

Hank-isms

Mannerisms pertaining to Hank. Says things like "Word to your momma." and "It's too PG in here... it's time to get PG-13.". To not know what "crop dusting" is.

Example 1
Bill: "Hank... did you just crop dust me?"

Hank: "I've never been to a farm before."

Example 2
Hank: "...and I quote, "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH (goes on forever and ends with).... or something like that."

Bill: "... dude... wtf are you even talking about? Quit displaying your Hank-isms."