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What you would say to your step-brother after he grows up and starts looking like your father
Guy 1 *in a deep and calm voice* : Hello step bro
Guy 2: You've started to resemble our father a bit
Most commonly used by girls with overprotective boyfriends, this is an argumentative term to use when a girl finds herself being lectured (like a father would) by her boyfriend instead of being loved (like a boyfriend should.)
Boyfriend : I will not allow you to go out tonight and party, period, do you understand?
Girlfriend: Stop being a dad and start being a daddy!
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When what you need is the presence of Jesus and His favor and blessing in your life to make you a success, and not the material things you have accumulated.
If you let your big job title, fat bank account, or connections with people of influence be your life success, you’ll feel like a failure when these are gone; however, when you’ve Jesus in your life, you needn’t try to be a success, because you’re a success—stop pursuing things, start pursuing Him.
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Started from the bottom now we here
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a beautiful masterpeice.
a song starter by Tubbo_ a minecraft streamer
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL AND NOONE CAN CHANGE MY MIND >:^
"WE DIDNT START THE FIRE IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING-"
Tommyinnit (a child): "Tubbo…"
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he's the nigga driving fast and also _extendo_ boyfriend
-started from the bottom now we way up
-dude shut the fuck up
Don't jump to conclusions, or let's not start celebrating yet. Cautious and borderline pessimistic optimism.
Similar: don't count your chickens before they hatch
Variant: "Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet."
"I just got a letter that said I won a sweepstakes, but let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet."
"I just bought PAX tickets on eBay, but the seller had a picture of himself with a neckbeard, so let's not start sucking each other's dicks yet."
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