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1. A word used to tell which one or what.
2. Also used to describe how fun something is
1. Go get me that Cranka Jank and a cola.
2. That ride at the amusement park is the Cranka Jank.
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To Jank Off is to Beat Off. The art of masturbation. Jank Off is a funny, happy, and slightly less filthy way of describing masturbation.
I went home, had nothing to do, so I janked one off.
Last night, I janked it 4 times before I passed out because I janked off too much.
I'm probably just gunna go home and jank off.
I love janking off, its just something you gotta do without a girlfriend...
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"Trying to Jank" - Trying to make fun of. aka "Crack on".
origins: phrase commonly used among people in West Alabama (specifically Tuscaloosa, University of Alabama)
Joe: Those new shoes?
Sally: Yep.
Joe: They look like something Punky Brewster would wear!
Sally: What??? you trying to Jank?
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(Fingle-Jank) Verb: To fingle-jank means to do something stupid or unacceptable.
(Fingle-Janked) Past tense, meaning something happened that shouldn't have happened.
"Hey quit fingle jankin and call me back."
"She messed around and fingle-janked her Ex old lady."
"This Movie was Fingle-janked! I want my money back!"
"I'd like to fingle-jank her later."
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Verb,
To lose through the sheer dumb luck of an unlikely event which would normally be crap.
Guy: I top 8'd recently at a children's card game event but got janked out by a kid running Horn of the Unicorn Control... Suxors. Should have run Monarchs.
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Verb: when an individual blatantly steals from the person. You sit while you get stolen right out of your hands!
The perpetrator typically yells "jimmy jank!" and then may proceed to use the stolen item. This may include eating twizzlers, riding away on your bike or drinking your purple drink
(Also an interjection)
ex. 1: Josh was eating a pack of Golden Oreos when Fitho jimmy janked the last one!
ex. 2: Kanye jimmy janked the spotlight from Taylor Swift on teh TV that one time. (See imma let you finish)
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A jank ball is a word used to describe a person. It is taken from the word jank so its practically jank. Jank ball can be used to cover up from swearing when around children with virgin ears or when one is trying to be some what polite in public or in name calling. Jank ball can subsitute for pretty much any name but primarly the names of fucker, doucher, douche bag, idiot, tool etc. Jank balls are just idiots who make happy people frusterated.
Jack: that guy is such a jank ball!
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