january 24

if ur born today ur all that matters and the world revolves around you and you only

jack: lit ralley we rilly innit
josh: were u born on january 24
jack: yeah

8th January

8th of January is send “Hi!” to your crush day.

It was 8th January and I said “Hi!” to my crush.

January 9

Ask your crush on a date!

Today is the day to ask your crush out. Do it, take your shot

Person 1: Wanna you know date maybe? Crush: Sure!
January 9

january 4th

badddddd bitchhhhh if this is ur birthday just know that u are a goddesssss and if it isnt u still rock but if u have this birthday u are caring, loving, kind capricorn luv u xoxo

person 1: hey my birthday is january 4th
person 2: oh happy birthday!
person 1: im gunna search it up in urban dictionary
person 2: ahah okay, ill search up mine

January 13

National shlong day. If you were born on this day than you for sure have a monster penis, a gigantic gourd, or a big bertha downstairs.

Wow, you were born on January 13! You totally have a shlong.

January 1

Well it’s New Years! Time to get a good start. Be yourself 90% for the whole day! Be open (INCLUDING YOU QUIET PEOPLE)

Friend: why is she acting so cute and clumsy today?
Friend 2: well it’s January 1st....

January 27

National punch a guy in the penis day

Is it January 27? Oh it’s national punch a guy in the penis day!