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Look there goes pervy Andy in his Japanese Sportscar.
the moment that you finally get to let go of your bowel movements that you have been holding in ever so dearly all day long and the moment between you pulling down your pants and ass cheeks meeting the seat, the feces drops to the water, like an f-50 dropping a missile as it flies by.
when i got to my house, i Japanese airstrikes my toilet mid-air.
The act of slipping a finger inside a girl (or attractive ladyboy) on the dance floor.
Last night I gave that ladyboy the ol' Japanese slipper
The act of receiving fellatio while one is dropping a deuce in a squat toilet.
That Thai lady boi gave Henry a Japanese Blumpkin….he didn’t even see her balls hanging as he pinched that massive loaf.
A recently-shaved scrotum that has not been properly maintained. The resulting 'stubble' often causes discomfort and excessive abrasion of underwear.
Shaving your balls is a lifetime commitment....unless you want to suffer through the Japanese Pincushion.
First used by the duo Trixie and Katya, Japanese Toilet is the sexual act of a man putting his testicles inside a woman's anus and then removing them to place in her mouth. The man then urinates on her eyes.
Trixie though he was so hot, she wanted him to give her a Japanese Toilet later.
When you (accidentally or otherwise) catch your own semen in your mouth after busting a load.
Jimmy was masturbating vigorously the other day and gave himself a Japanese Fountain. Dude now has a new fetish.