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When a fatass kebab-eating cunt is shagging his bird and he thinks about food, gets hungry and thinks her clit is a kebab. He then proceeds to bit it vigorously until she bleeds and drinks it.
Guy 1: Yo, I gave my bird The Owain’s Kebab last night
Guy 2: Fucking virgin
When two men are intimate with another person (female or male) and one goes from behind and the other goes from the mouth (oral and anal at the same time).
“Damn, you see the way Antonio is walking? He totally just got human kebabed by Jayden and Andrew.”
A turd.
"It looks like Vic left 'em the old Bibb Kebab in granny's birdbath!"
Cum leaking from a hammered vagina directly after ejaculation
Would you like a towel to clean your slippery kebab darling?
Occurs when a person has a list of people they have made like them
Person has no feelings whatsoever for those options but does it for fun.
"Vanessa finally got Toby on her boy kebab."
1. Term of endearment, a manner to refer to a friend
2. A way to address someone who is being stupid, a friend perhaps.
1. Fella 1 : U alright kebab
Fella 2: not too bad mate
2. Fella 1 : *Does something stupid*
Fella 2: what a kebab mate