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When a Joke has Become slaughtered To where it is no longer funny after You have pulled a kirk a person must either say one of the following.
A. "My Truck is better"
B. "Tires make the world go round and girls are obstacles and tires help you avoid those obstacles"
Knock Knock whos there
Me
Me who
Let me in its cold'
hahahahaaha
(random person) Yea Its like negative 40 out here <- Killed it
Dude your pulling a kirk
this is said to someone who takes a long time to process something simple. I.e. someone bathing with washing soap
a wildly irrational reaction or spell of behavior; to freak-out
Guy: Dude my girlfriend 'kirked'/'kirked-out' when I told her my ex was at that party last night.
A bloke who says “yeah I’ll sort it mate”
Has that been done Kirk? “Yeah mate”
You’ve been kirked have you?
When a catastrophic failure occurs. Examples including but not limited to: something falling apart. An aftermarlet part spontaneously falling off, or flying off a vehicle, lipo battery exploding while performing its duty, etc.
That engine just kirked. What happened to his car? It kirked!
Sexy Sporty Fat dick man, 12 incher kindergarten defeater. He can steal any girl he wants and get any he likes.
THE HOTTEST MAN EVERRRRRRR.
(also a nickname for someone with long curly hair or fast fingers for playing guitar)
Kirk is a guitarist from San Francisco. He's currently in the band Metallica. His mom is Filipino and his dad was English, German, Scottish, and Irish (according to google).
1.) Omg that dude is such a Kirk Hammett.
2.) I'm gonna go see Metallica tonight!! I'm so excited to see Kirk Hammett on stage, he's my fav!