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A sport that actually requires skill and requires physical activity unlike the sport baseball in which you can not run more than 20 feet
David: Lacrosse sucks
Owen: Ever tried playing fag?
David: No
Owen: Then shut up you dumb muppet
the best damn sport to ever be played by a person (guy or girl). Harder to play then baseball or any other sport mentally and physically.
A sort clearly superior to baseball. Not only for rich white kids as many people think, and takes lots of skill and athleticism.
Elisha: Why do you play Baseball and not Lacrosse?
Thomas: Because I suck at everything else that I tried.
Elisha: Of course. Lacrosse takes far more skill and talent to be good at.
A sport for short rich white men who couldn’t swing a baseball bat for their life. Many started in their little league years because they were tired of hitting last and playing right field every game. Lacrosse is the only sport where height is not an advantage, therefore many short, fast “athletes” play lacrosse because their bodies are simply not built for Football, baseball, basketball etc. lacrosse is only played in about seven states so there’s basically no competition for college roster spots. Many lacrosse players receive scholarships from prestigious universities when they are nothing close to college athletes because of this lack in competition.
Blaine: I’m looking to use my speed and agility to play a college sport but I’m to short to compete in any of them.
Chad: Duuuude, do you realize how perfect LACROSSE is for you?
People who play lacrosse are about as far from reality as people who play polo.
No wonder the polo player got decapitated by the garroting wire between the goal posts, he wasn't paying attention because he wasn't used to having to pay attention. Like lacrosse, polo is not a sport.
Anything that keeps somebody who plays lacrosse from going out and playing lacrosse again must not be all bad, even a false rape accusation. At some point these kids were going to have to get a job anyway.
Just about anything has to be healthier than lacrosse, even if it's dangerous. Lacrosse is as bad for people as anything.
An amazing sport that you play which is in some cases violent but it is super you get to run down a muddy pitch screaming when the rain is pouring and your teammates are cheering what could be a better use of your time
I really like playing lacrosse