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When a group of people are talking and one person leaves for one reason or another. The conversation still continues and changes subject. When the person returns they still believe the conversation is on the previous topic and are confused for a moment.
Person 1: ...and then I totally sniped him from across the map. It was aweseome!!!
Person 2: brb gotta use the bathroom
Person 1: So I stopped playing right then because that was such a perfect kill.
Person 3: So do you wanna go see a movie tonight?
Person 1: Yea sure. What do you wanna see?
Person 2: Ok back. So what did you so after you sniped him?
Person 1: Whoa dude, you have some conversation lag going on, we already talked about that!
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A type of glitch on the PS3 game Metal Gear Online, in which the glitcher can go invisible to other players for a few seconds but still go around shooting and killing them.
Also often used an excuse for getting owned, especially by Merkent.
Could easily be fixed by Konami, but they get more money every time they ban a glitcher who has to buy a new GAME ID with expansion packs.
AvengeR: Haha I pwn you NOOB, Red8> you!
Xx_$olid_Sn@ke_Xx: OMG U MAO LAG NOOB PFF
AvengeR - Kick This Player?
{YES}<>{NO}
<<You have been kicked.>>
AvengeR: Dammit what a Merkent!
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The highly toxic methane trail that follows someone after a turbo toot.
Bloody hell!!! Jenny totally let one fly, and she had fart lag for two blocks!
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That period of time you wait after getting a notification on Facebook before responding to avoid looking like a total creeper.
Instant responding to facebook notifications only lead to self inflicted cock blocking
waiting time should be a minimum of 5-10 mins before responding to keep the creeper tag off you.
John: Oh shit Kelly just sent me a message what do I say?!?!
Alex: woah slow down man your in no rush
John: Fuck I already sent a dumbass response...
Alex: You gotta work on your facebook lag man...you can
always get her ugly friend.
John: Fuck off
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the feeling you get after going on a vacation to a tropical island and when you return home you have a feeling of lethargy and an unwillingness to go back to work.
like jet lagged
aww mann your gonna kick my ass in the race, i'll be jet lagged!
naw dont trip bro i get back from hawaii the day before, i'll be island lagged!
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The feeling or condition of exhaustion expereinced after a night in Drag.
After 3 nights in face, Lady Hawk had major Drag Lag.
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When one member of the couple changes their facebook relationship status before the other.
Steve has gone from "in a relationship" to "single.
Bob - "But his gf is still "in a relationship", what's going on?"
John - "Must be relationship lag."
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