1.) A set of novels for geeks who also play D&D.
2.) An extremely well hung individual.
1.) Look, another dweeb reading Dragon Lance.
2.) I'd love a knight in shing armor but would prefer a man with a Dragon Lance.
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any cyclist in complete bicycle apparel going way faster than you, usually because they're training for a race.
i was enjoying a nice, leisurely ride on the path when i almost got clipped by tour de lance.
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Brooklyn Nets veteran Kevin Garnett's "trash-talking" was taken to another level by blowing In David West's ear, pulling a Lance Stephenson.
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Created by Lance Vance from GTA: Vice City. The Lance Vance Dance (pronounced: Lonce Vonce Donce).
1. The Lance Vance Dance consistes of the video game character shooting out of a helicopter and cussing out people who can't hear him.
2. Your best friend humping your couch.
1. Dude, let's steal a helicopter and do the Lance Vance Dance.
2. "Natalie totally did the Lance Vance Dance on Colleen's couch."
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Rubbing ones penis on a partners body part until you bust a nut.
She was a complete freak and often asked that I lance-a-boil on her.
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a shemale that likes to suck big hairy balls
So you pulled a lance sucks nuts last night?
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1: The act of blocking every single person on your IM friend's list due to yourself being outwitted
2: Upon finding out someone is making fun of your bi-sexuality you yell out the word "Defamation!" and threaten the offender with legal action.
1: Dude, he totally Lanced up the situation when Joe made fun of him.
2: John is being threatened by him because he called him a fag for his bi-curious tendencies.
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