Put it in the story box and save it for later

When someone is telling an awful story and it goes on forever, you just tell them "story box" for short. It lets them know that no one cares about their story and everyone wants to move on.

Mary- ........... and then we got home and went upstairs and i was like laughing and he like said what do you want to do and neither of us knew what to do and then

John- story box
Mary- what?
John- put it in the story box and save it for later.

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You can thank me later

It really does depend on the context/situation.

If someone has done you a favour and you tell them that you don't know how to thank them, they could say: "You can thank me later" in the sense of that you can do them a favour later and help them with something.

If someone does you a favour and you don't thank them for it and don't seem grateful, they may say in a joking or sarcastic way: "You can thank me later" as a gentle or subtle (even unsubtle) reminder that you should be grateful to them.

If someone gives you a word of warning or tips to avoid you getting into a crisis and you think the advice is unnecessary, they might say: "You can thank me later" or "you'll thank me later" in the sense that although you don't take their words/actions seriously now you'll eventually realise that they were right and will be grateful to them - even if you're not grateful now.

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Thank me later

I think is like thank me later you know thing is is the opposite of thing for me later this thing

Emmy is like thank me later you know thing is is the opposite of thing for me later this thing

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Oh ok, call me later.

A phrase used when trying to say: ARE YOU DUMB? ITS CLEAR THAT I LOVE YOU AND I WANT TO TALK TO YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING. I WILL DROP EVRYTHING IM DOING TO CALL YOU, EVEN THOUGH YOU CANT SAY THE SAME FOR ME. CALL ME BACK.

Girl: want to ft?
Guy: can’t rn
Girl: oh ok, call me later.

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Im Thinking About Shit Later

An excuse to give to your friends when your so faded you fall asleep sitting up.

Austin (while filming): tyler are you sleeping?
Tyler (wakes up): What man? Im thinking about shit later.

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You can bang me later

Instead of saying "You can thank me later" after doing something nice for somebody, respond by saying, "You can bang me later." Hopefully you get BANGED!

"Hey, you dropped this pen."

"Oh."

"No worries."

"Really?"

"You can bang me later"

"Okay!"

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no later than a Puerto Rican wednesday

This term means that something must be done quickly. As fast as possible, but without making any great attempts to finish the task. Typically, the task is not something of great importance, but it is also something that can be put off indefinitely.

I need the water bill no later than a Puerto Rican Wednesday.

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