Meerkat on a lid

When you accidentally shit on the toilet lid.

Joel: Shit, I just put a meerkat on a lid.
Vince: Your mom is SO going to kill you dude.

dragged a lid

To quickly cover your face in order to stop a cough, sneeze, or other facial expulsion.

Will was about to sneeze, but he dragged a lid.

Unscrewing lids

To unwind or relax

Me and old mate are going to a party, probably going to be unscrewing lids

flid lid

Those stupid fucking hats a FLID (Fucking Long Island Douchebag) would wear. You know - those types of hats.

Look at Taylor in that East Meadow Lacrosse hat. It’s such a FLID lid.

Unscrewing your lid

Getting laid; losing your virginity; forgetting to use protection

I heard Nick was unscrewing your lid last night after speed dating and now you're preggers. You should be securing your lid like I secured mine!

Car Lid

A white student with a fat black forehead. Used to beat his meat with glaze.

Chabby: YO CAR LID PUT SPERM IN A COUCH
Car Lid: Jut Up!!

lid baby

Stick a pin in it, with a baby no one wants.

Yeah, after Cassandra’s LID BABY I just couldn’t align with her cohort.