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Is when you sit on the toilet and take a huge shit and the turd is harder than a cinderblock or a brick and it gets stuck like a blockage and it feels like your asshole is going to tear apart but then it comes out and creates a massive splash in the toilet bowl.
After 3 days Mike started the protein shake diet he went to the bathroom to pinch off a power loaf.
to squeeze a juicy turd out of once anus
dude i need to pinch a loaf can i use ur toilet?
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What pokemon do when they're too bad ass for their trainer
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The act of sucking shit from a girls anus (therefore in the form of a loaf of bread) then spitting it back in her face.
While C-rizzle performed a brown loaf on magic (the dog), she bit his wiener.
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When a girl is getting tit fucked while the guys dick is cover in bread crumbs.
Guy 1- "Man, last night, I was really loaf breading this chick hard, you should really try it."
Guy 2- "The fuck is loaf breading
Guy 1- "Oh its when you're titty fucking this chick hard with bread crumbs over your dick."
Guy 2- ".....Dude, your food fetish really freaks me out."
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excreting the fecal matter inside the colon loaf by loaf as in comparison to a loaf of bread. "plop, plop, plop" until you've vanquished all the hell inside of you.
"Hey John Doe, wanna come to the movies with us? " Ok, but wait a second I'm trimming a loaf...."
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To take a shit. Originates in South Yorkshire, but heard in North of England more widely.
"Sorry I couldn't take your call, but I was halfway through kneeing a loaf and couldn't get to the phone."
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