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Snuggle loaf

A word to describe a pet that loves human of other animal interaction.

Tyler: "Milo's cat is so cute and friendly!"
Fred: "I know! She's such a snuggle loaf!"

by FelixIsConfused April 24, 2022


pinch a loaf

to squeeze a juicy turd out of once anus

dude i need to pinch a loaf can i use ur toilet?

by vix and da suz August 11, 2005

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Loafing Around

What pokemon do when they're too bad ass for their trainer

Samson is loafing around

by onlineidiot1994 January 24, 2010

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brown loaf

The act of sucking shit from a girls anus (therefore in the form of a loaf of bread) then spitting it back in her face.

While C-rizzle performed a brown loaf on magic (the dog), she bit his wiener.

by Chris Reigle August 7, 2007

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douche loaf

More than just a slice of douche.

Person 1: Man, that guy is such a douche loaf.
Person 2: Yeah, he's more than just a slice of douche.

by DrOctagonapus February 5, 2010

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turd loaf

similar to a loaf of bread, yet brown with dry fragments of corn and nut. Quite thick texture but a lovely toasted. Can my found in your local bakery department.

(Overweight hairy baker) - "hahaha enjoy your turd loaf"

(Unsuspecting daughter) - "This bread looks like last nights dinner?"

by Ultimate mad tank February 7, 2010

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kneeing a loaf

To take a shit. Originates in South Yorkshire, but heard in North of England more widely.

"Sorry I couldn't take your call, but I was halfway through kneeing a loaf and couldn't get to the phone."

by Dr. Phil O'Boogie November 8, 2007

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