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When a man and woman take a shower placing a suction cup dildoe on the wall. the man shoves his penis in her mouth forcing the dildoe to penitrate her vagina or anus upon every thrust.
He asked for a blowjob in the shower but he didnt expect me to pull out the crowded locker room on him.
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I had a good old Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker last night
A sex act where you insert a squid or octopus in your rectum, in order to expel it while your partner is giving you oral sex as a joke.
Dude! I totally pulled a Davy Jones Locker on that girl I met at the frat party last night!
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Phrase used to describe the best time or situation ever...as if you were in the locker room of the Super Bowl - you just don't leave there....
Dude, I can't believe we are in Kid Rock's hot tub with 10 strippers....
Yea, let's get out of here and see what is going on downtown...
Are you fucking kidding me? You don't leave the Locker Room of the Super Bowl?! Dumbass.....
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An 8+ inch cock, when soft, that will obviously blow away the competition in the locker room.
Elric and Brian were taking a shower with the varsity football team after practice, and when we whipped it out, someone yelled and pointed, "Damn!! You guys both have a Locker Room Cock (LRC)!"
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When you select a locker in an empty locker room, the next person coming back to their locker will be right next to yours. If they happen to enter at the exact moment you're putting on your underwear, then their locker will be on the opposite side of you and they'll have to shuffle by uncomfortably close.
Me: (putting on underwear in the locker room)
Next guy: oh hi, I need to slip past you to get to my locker; hope you don't mind.
Me: No problem; it's Murphy's Locker room Law.
Next guy & Me: chuckle chuckle chuckle
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When a male or female shaves their pubic hair in a locker room and forgets to clean up the mess letting the hair ball up and roll around the floor due to a light breeze.
We were just sitting in the locker room when all of a sudden a Locker Room Tumble Weed rolled past our feet.