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a nickname friends call each other when they sad because they don't have a boyfriend or company of a man
person 1: She get a boyfriend yet?
person 2:Nah the hoe will forever be a lonely bish
person 1: shit me too
"We got Swatowski."
"Thats one lonely nigger, this ain't hockey"
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When someone is so lonely that they will be attracted to whoever pays them any sexual attention.
What the hell? Why is Laura going out with Jack? He's kind of a loser.
No guys ever talk to her. It's just your average case of lonely settlement.
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When a male gets a raging stonk on, he pulls it up and tucks it in his pants. Just so his bell end is popping out. Thus creating a Lonely Island. Often used on the Beach and often crops up in holiday snaps.
Haha! can see That Lonely Island!
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It’s you when you don’t have a Valentine for St-Valentines day
« You are such a lonely ass, how can you not have a date for Valentine’s Day »
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A relentlessly appearing log of shit in a pooper. Defiant to the mighty power of the flush this persistent bastard of a shit fights for survival, sometimes making surprise visits just when you think its gone. Also referred to as a reoccurring terd, this result of a massive crap attack held strong when others failed.
"Having become overwhelmed by a crap attack, Jeff sprinted with sonic boom strength to the nearest pooper where he found satisfiying relief. Moments later, a peaceful goer by, Karen, noticed the bathroom needed new towels. Upon entering the bathroom she discovered a horrifiying lone terd. In effort to rid the office of this lone terd she flushed and flushed again unable to erradicate it. Oh poopity."
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Someone that usually puts up pics or status updates on facebook and never get as many likes or comments that they think they deserve. So the next best thing is to tag your friend in the comments (hoping that the friend will be forced to comment or at the very least, a friend of the "tagged" friend, might make a comment)
The lonely facebooker posts:
pic of big garbage bag
Hey (tagged friend) I just got this out of your car.....
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