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When you wake up with a truly impressive erection, but you're far too tired to tackle that morning wood.
Man, I haven't seen wood like that since after prom, but this sleepy lumberjack kept to his coffee.
Neighborhood guy, bearded, knows a little about lawn care and home improvement. Knows everything about the Blackstone grill in a kind neighborly way.
That Jason is a true culdesac lumberjack. He really knows his way around the Blackstone.
A device that allows lumberjacks to remain doing hard work while also keeping their over sized shits plugged in.
I need to go shit but thank god I got my trusty lumberjack butt plug to keep it in.
When you release your bowels into someone else's gaping hole, and they proceed to flip over and do it vice versa.
I wouldn't hook up with Anthony. I found lumberjacking porn on his computer.
Two pantless men sporting massive erections shaking hands and moving them in a back and forth motion (like two lumberjacks using a dual handle crosscut log saw) while giving each other a handjob with the opposite hands.
Ben and David were bored working late in there cubicle. As a result, they decided to start lumberjacking to pass the time.
When one guy fucks 2 people of the same family tree. Such as 2 sister's or 2 cousins or any combination people related to each other.
"Dude, I fucked Sara and her sister Courtney"
"I can't believe you are lumberjacking that family tree!"
A code name developed in many middle schools for jacking off.
*whispers to friend* " Hey Bob last night I was lumberjacking to some hot clown porn... That's the best. "