mail tears

you don't know how to spell don't you

John is an idiot he search mail tears instead of male tears

mail waiting

When you spend hours waiting for mail by constantly checking the mailbox/your notifications.

Person A: *refreshes mail page*
Person B: You've refreshed the page 100 times.
Why are you still doing it?
Person A: I'm waiting for an acceptance e-mail.
Person B: May you please stop mail waiting?
I need to use the computer too, you know!

Re-mail

To email again or second time.

Hey dude I didn't get your e-mail
Ok, I'll re-mail you.

re-mail

1.verb. to resend an e-mail.

2.noun. a resent e-mail.

Joe: I did not receive the e-mail you sent, earlier.

Amy: Okay, I will re-mail it to you. I saved it in the 're-mail' folder.

pre-mail

A forwarded email that shows a time stamp of the forward before the original email's send time, usually a result of server delays or time synchronization issues due to poor quality HP Proliant Servers. First observed by the Power Horse himself on 1/21/2008 on the OST team.

Forwarded: 3:10pm
(original message) Sent: 3:14pm

The Powerhorse: Oh look, we received it before it actually got sent to us!

The Powerhorse Jr.: That's pre-mail.

The Powerhorse: Thank you, HP Proliant Servers! You're the best! Way to go, accuracy! I love peanut butter chocolate Kashi bars. Have a good one!

Decent mail

A rumour with strong sources suggesting its truthful

I have decent mail that Az is staying at his current club

mail hole

A hole in a package made my the mail man.

There was a mail hole in my package today!