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When one is contacted via telephone and asked to "pop round to the office". When one does so, the conversation promptly goes off topic and results in an extended stay in the "office" reducing work productivity by at least 90%
Colleague 1: "Did you get lost?"
Colleague 2: "No... Worse... I Got Marked"
Colleague 1: "Oh no... What now?"
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A back stabbing piece of shit crane operator who would fuck his own motherfor a dollar.
I was down the dogpark the other day and stepped in a mark.
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mark is spelled backwards for crack ===>KRAM which alternatively means drugs ...
Jordan:Hey, mark do you know you have crack
Mark:REALLY!!!!! Let me check myself!!!
Jordan: (((snicker)))
Mark: You bitch!!!!
Mark You stole my crack!!!!!
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Doing something almost suicide or fatal.
Dude he just pulled a mark by almost getting hit by a car going 80mph!
- Christian austin :)
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A horribly preachy person who rely s on religion to much to explain things and cant see from others points of views also a person who has no sense of clearity
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If You Cant Feed Them!??,..Please Dont Breed Them!!!
i`m mark from Pa, and im down to earth guy who likes do adventureing things!
love to make ppl laugh and play cool fun jokes!
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The most unattractive name in the human language. Known for his small penis and homosexuality. Most Marks think they are smart but really they are complete dumbasses. Often the center of ridicule and abuse.
Look at that Mark!!
I know even his name sounds homo!
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