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Another name for Fuck Chuck Marry.
Dude, let's play chuck fuck marry.
So who would you out of Fatty Goggles, Esther and That Clown footed girl?
Oh dude, that's just wrong!
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When you've been dating for 7 years or more, moved in with one another and created an entire family. While there is no legal paperwork you are referred to by family as husband or wife. Congratulations!
"Maria and Fulano are the cutest married couple ever!"
" They must have had a beautiful ceremony."
"Oh well, they aren't married MAR-RIED but they're Dominican married, they've been together since quarter waters."
A woman who is in a relationship with a homosexual or bisexual man based solely on a shared interest in having children with him and raising those children together.
He has children but he is still gay because he has a marry maid.
When your face looks like it just needs to be married.
Did you see Danielle today? That girl has resting marry me face, id take that forever!
This is when you hear one of your married friends talking about the attractiveness of a girl, usually noticeable once they describe someone you both saw, or a mutual aquatience and they over exaggerate how pretty she is, because they have to bang the same piece of ass for the rest of there miserable lives so all girls become seemingly hotter. (The same may go for married gals as well)
Married friend: Sarah was looking fine tonight.
You: Sarah was looking like... Sarah. You have your married goggles on.