When a person takes all of their online pictures from a particular angle to obscure their extra weight.
This girl looks way bigger in person. She was definitely a mass-hider.
when you mississippi handbag and right as you nut your foreskin blows off and hits your partner in the face while your semen practically glues it to their face.
charlotte didnt believe me when i said my foreskin was loose so i mass blasted her and laughed when she cried
A dumbass. A big dumb fucking idiot. An absolute buffoon. Someone who is figuratively brainless and lacks any sort of common sense.
“I can’t believe Kyle thought it would be a good idea to drop kick an orphan.”
“Yeah, he’s such a go mass.”
Code name for an extra spicy silent fart that is let loose on unsuspecting cubicle dwellers by an unrealized agent walking down the office main row.
See also crop duster
Cathy, it smells rancid! Who did that
Erik, Mike just sent out a mass email and dipped out the side door.
Used to refer to something that is extremely comfortable, or pleasurable.
This new lazy boy chair is mass comf, for sure.
the act of being dardy while attending sunday mass
victoria: you attening mass dardy tonight?
kenny: nahh its past 6:30 for my curfew
when most of your friends tweet.
With most of my closest peeps on Twitter, we have reached twittical mass.