Masturbation

Playing with your genitals while thinking of a tractor.

Masturbation...on the farm...success.

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Masturbation

To stroke your penis, causing you to ejaculate, now commonly referred to as fapping

Jim: Masturbation is a GREAT way to pleasure yourself

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masturbation

masturbation is a teenage boy's favorite past-time.

My older teenage cousin, Donnie, taught me all abut masturbation, and ever since, it's been my hobby!

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masturbation

A friendly reminder that ur still single

"Hey Joe, are you going to perform masturbation today?"

Joe: "Well im not getting much action, so fuck it ill wax my carrot!"

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Masturb

Key to successful marriage

Masturb enhances marriage of the mind.

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Masturbate

to pleasure yourself with your penis and your hand.

Note to self: dont masturbate when your pointing to your eyes.

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Masturbation

the 5 finger knuckle shuffle, waxing the pud... and so on

Tom is the sea captain, He's also good at putting bait on the hook... making him the masturbater

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