Playing with your genitals while thinking of a tractor.
Masturbation...on the farm...success.
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To stroke your penis, causing you to ejaculate, now commonly referred to as fapping
Jim: Masturbation is a GREAT way to pleasure yourself
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masturbation is a teenage boy's favorite past-time.
My older teenage cousin, Donnie, taught me all abut masturbation, and ever since, it's been my hobby!
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A friendly reminder that ur still single
"Hey Joe, are you going to perform masturbation today?"
Joe: "Well im not getting much action, so fuck it ill wax my carrot!"
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to pleasure yourself with your penis and your hand.
Note to self: dont masturbate when your pointing to your eyes.
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the 5 finger knuckle shuffle, waxing the pud... and so on
Tom is the sea captain, He's also good at putting bait on the hook... making him the masturbater
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