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Matted

To fuck something up despite best intentions

Wow! He really matted that pint-it’s basically all head.

by Also your mum January 31, 2019


Matted

To expand to other occupied or unoccupied desks around an office space.

I was out yesterday and when I came back this morning, my desk was matted; shipping and manufacturing equipment was all over it. I hate it.

by mj2018 November 20, 2018


Matted

The act of publicly asking a stranger for their number.

"Dude someone just matted me!"
"Did you give them your number?"
"Hell no!"

(Also can be used as an adjective, noun, or verb)

by shinygolden god December 1, 2010


mat cat

being or having a mat as a cat or a cat as a mat

how much is that mat cat

by big Zebop November 12, 2020


roll my mat

When you're so sexually aroused during a hand job that your penis rolls. This is called rolling my mat.

"Ohmygod baby you roll my mat so hard"

by Marie Fallon April 27, 2017


Mat-Trex

A wierd disabled kid Who tinks hes a dinosaur

He is a gaylord , Mat-Trex

by Jemoederopeendriewieler June 6, 2017


jizz mat

female or male who enjoy large quantities of sperm in their mouth or on their face

Niko, stop being such a fucking jizz mat and come here!

by scrodum tazzer August 20, 2009