To fuck something up despite best intentions
Wow! He really matted that pint-it’s basically all head.
To expand to other occupied or unoccupied desks around an office space.
I was out yesterday and when I came back this morning, my desk was matted; shipping and manufacturing equipment was all over it. I hate it.
The act of publicly asking a stranger for their number.
"Dude someone just matted me!"
"Did you give them your number?"
"Hell no!"
(Also can be used as an adjective, noun, or verb)
being or having a mat as a cat or a cat as a mat
how much is that mat cat
When you're so sexually aroused during a hand job that your penis rolls. This is called rolling my mat.
"Ohmygod baby you roll my mat so hard"
A wierd disabled kid Who tinks hes a dinosaur
He is a gaylord , Mat-Trex
female or male who enjoy large quantities of sperm in their mouth or on their face
Niko, stop being such a fucking jizz mat and come here!