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The best type of mattress hands down. Much superior to spring mattresses. Nothing can compare to a foam mattress when it comes to comfort. However when you buy a foam mattress you are also making the statement that sexy time isn't reserved in the bed anymore, this is more of a pro than a con really (vanilla sex = booorinng).
Jane and dane decided to get a foam mattress and did not regret it one bit. However it was impossible to fuck on it, so they did it on the floor instead.
Female flight attendant, usually know to be an easy lay at every destination!
Damn that gal lays more guys than any other 'Slapper' when her plane touches down! a real 'Flying Mattress' that one!
Someone that spends more time masturbating than having a life.
"im not talking to some fucking mattress humper"
When you and your partner are engaging in doggystyle sex, and the males penis accidentally slips into the anus. Then due to the pain, the female partner jumps up and down stomping her feet on the mattress
Last night during sex Tim had an accident and made me a mattress stomper.
When a girl/guy thinks their partner looks like Edward Norton, and during sexual intercourse wants her/his face to be dragged to the corner of the mattress, and then kicked in the back of the head for sexual euphoria. (Ala: American History X)
Last night during sex I found out Ashley is a mattress stomper.
A chick who bangs marines 24/7
She's such a marine mattress
A mattress sniffer, someone who hides under a bed in the hope of sniffing their ladies period leaks
Man I'm such a mattress sniffer, last night I hid under the bed with my wife's tampons so she had no choice but to leak her red gushing goodness everywhere