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Max

he is the most amazing person you will ever meet, despite his uncontrollable farts.He will treat you like a princess as he showers you with compliments. He’s usually quite a small person but that doesn’t matter to you because he makes up for that in his pants ;). Following from that he is a freak in bed and will provide pleasure for hours and hours with his amazing stamina. He has a humongous body which when asleep you will have to fit your small arms over his entire body as he enjoys being the small spoon. As well as this he is the usual person to steal all the covers. But none of this matters because you love him so much and can’t wait for the future with him.

Is your boyfriend named max?

by max’s girlfriend February 9, 2020

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Max

Is a loving and kind guy, loves soccer and a bit nerdy. he is very very VERY coo coo when playing soccer games with mates on the oval. He will love you with all his heart and will never cheat. He never shows/acts how much he loves you but just remember he does.

oh have you heard max go into the soccer team

by ABBEY_BOREDOM2020 November 8, 2020

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Max

He is always trying to impress his girl.He plays football and soccer he is pretty good at it.He is cocky when it comes to education but other than that he is a amazing boyfriend!

Mr.d:max stop fighting with josh.
Max:(looks over at his girlfriend

by it was not me March 30, 2019


Max

Max is hiliarous and has a joke for everything, he doesn't care about his teachers and he is secretly smart as fuck, he probably does better 90s than you and doesn't play console 😤

"Omg is that ninja? Nah that's just max"

by -voidz August 8, 2019


Max

Someone who keeps knocking ur drinks over

Person 1: Max u knocked my drink over again
Person 2: uhh wtf Max

by 0liveee November 3, 2019

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Max

Synonym: simp

Has a black dog and a lizard and likes the Black hawks but might need a tutor for geometry. Very friendly, but talks about band and little too much. A great friend.

Wow he’s nice, is his name Max? Ya I thought so.

by Wacky MONK March 6, 2020

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Max

Max is a sweetheart boy who enjoys playing with his family friend giving and listening to sugar by maroon five in his bedroom. Max loves hodaks and girls named Anna. More than anything max likes the songs body like a back road and candy paint! Max can’t stand hanging out with his friends, and would rather chill in his basement and take feet pics. Max is babysat by a girl the same age as his and max her give him baths. Max yells at his mom but with a sweet tone that makes her love him even more. Max is a former attendee or st Raphael the archangel catholic parish and has fun pretending to drink “alcohol”. Max has dreamy eyes and an even dreamier heart. Max is definitely a keeper.

#vibey #sugar #maxlovesjoellen

by Girlonfyah69 July 23, 2019