Molestation Meal

The meal your mother buys you after you-- at 21 years of age and living in your own apartment, haven't been grocery shopping in a while and are both hungry and in a bit of a funk from having spent the past ten minutes crying because your father molested you as a child and later as a young adolescent and she failed to protect you from it-- call her and tell her to check her email, as you've just sent her this newly defined term you created, and you want her to buy you dinner to comfort you.

Molestation Meal: See above.

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Fappy Meal

Synonym for 'jailbait' - A woman who is very attractive and sexy, called out when a person wishes to invade the 'jailbait' in a very unusual matter with various moves and techniques which are compiled on the site where the woman is called upon.

"I would shove that fappy meal so far in my mouth I would enjoy choking."
"Man, when I get home, I'm going to search 4chan so hard for that fappy meal that my dick will explode just thinking about finding a picture of her.

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classic meal

1. The super intense combination of doritos and coca-cola.

1. I love doritos and coke; they go so good together and they make the classic meal.

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hot meal

when a fire crotch offers their genitals to someone.

Me: Hey Cass you wanna hot meal?
Cass: yes please :

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happy meal

when some n00b come at you with a plasma pistol and a battle rifle or a plasma pistol and a carbine and two shots you. that combo is used only by people who havent matured enough to realize that it's for n00bs! just like the happy meal from McDicks.

"ThePher is happy mealing again"
"Imagine that" *rolls eyes*

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Meals on Wheels

A fat person (male or female) who is riding in a car, on a bike, or in any other vehicle.

There goes that Meals on Wheels Norma Jean - in her cadillac.

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Meal Ticket

It is a slang term used to describe a baby. Usually this term is for a young teenage woman who happens to have a child, or a woman with a low income supporting a child or several children. This isn't limited to females only, a couple, or a single male can also have fall into this category. Meal tickets regard to the fact that a child or baby, are considered a "ticket" to buying a meal, or another mouth to feed.

Did you know that Stephenie just had a kid?? Yea, that sucks, she just got herself a free meal ticket!

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