Meat Carving

The non-penetrating sex act of sliding one's cock back and forth and in between the pussy lips of their partner. The back and forth motion is Like slicing up a holiday ham. Meat carving is often performed for clitoral stimulation and to induce vaginal wetness.

Dan's girlfriend was suffering from dry snatch so he did a little meat carving and got that baby slopping moist before giving her the bone.

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Concrete-meat

The ultimate level of hardness a man can get while being aroused by the most sexiest woman's body.

Girl you got me on concrete-meat right now!

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Meat Wallet

A fat stanking pair of pussy lips, often bigger than a kangaroos. The meat wallet is usually dark brown in color and smells like 3 month old roast beast.

Trimble smacked his rocks off grandma's meat wallet feverishly before shooting his moon cheese up the great divide.

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meat ride

To agree with someone 100% of the time no matter how stupid their idea.

P1: Keanu Reeves is the best actor ever!!!
P2: No he is not all his roles are the same character.
P3: I totally agree with person 1 Keanu Reeves is the best actor ever and person 1 is never wrong
P2: MEAT RIDE!!!!!

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Meat Magician

A man or a woman who posesses great skill or an exceptionally large orifice(s) (sometimes a combination of the two) which is used to make a penis disappear. This usually occurs with much speed, bravado, and/or showmanship.

The way Debbie swallowed my cock last night makes me wonder if she is a meat magician...

sometimes refered to as a Cock Wizard

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meat duck

Someone of the duck.. also a really good cuddle object (soft and squishy)

Guy: wanna cuddle

Girl: nah I gotta meat duck.

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wheel meat

any deli-type meat that is cut into round slices

I'm out of cash so I have to eat wheel meat sandwiches until payday.