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CTM is an acronym for a person, usually of the female persuation, who is not only crazy and thirsty, but adds insult to injury by also being “messy”. A person who is unstable, needs constant attention and does not care who they offend or piss off by being flagrant and open with their behavior. Someone who is both bi-polar and borderline.
I’d think twice about messing with her, bro... she’s a stage 4 CTM (Crazy Thirsty Messy) with narcissistic tendencies.
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when you are going to ejaculate all over a female
To bust a nut on a hoe or several hoes
When a female is so turned on by a guy that she creams her panties
Have sex/orgies in which females get dirty, sweaty or nutted on
Literally, to get them chickens messy with bbq sauce during a bbq cook out
Man look at all them hoes!!!
Yeah Im bout to get them back to the crib and get them chickens messy
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An extremely tight group of best friends that tend to organize premeditated blackouts. The aspiration of the blackout is "blank zone," or the pinnacle of all creative self-destruction.
"Lets be honest, I'm going blank-zone around ten at the messy boys' thanksgiving reunion."
"When did you ever make it past nine, Josh?"
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Who is the goat? It's Ronaldo vs Messi.
(n.)
1. A person who has become disorderly (to an extreme level) by the consumption of alcohol or other mind altering substances.
2. A situation that has become disorderly (to an extreme level) by the consumption of alcohol or other mind altering substances.
1. Emily and Melissa quickly became a messy-mess after discovering the open bar.
2. After waking up the next morning, Emily and Melissa realized what a messy-mess they had created. Poor KC had to clean it all up.
Messi youngest son is named Ronaldo. Fun fact: his wife gave birth to him while Messi won his 7th ballon dor.
It means when you give your child the name of your "dog" or "rival" or someone who thinks they are better than you but really arent.
yo fuck up, ill hit you with that messi youngest son.
the absolute pinochle of the human form, nitty messi is god tier. he plays for crewe alex and he’s so sick, he carried us to the top of the league, and we’re so far up there, you cant even see us. and it’s definitely not because we’re not in the league.
pagan: if god is real, then prove it
callum everall: *shows picture of nitty messi absolute blazing seven joints
pagan: say less