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The bald-spot infested, bloodshot eyed, emaciated meth addict twin brother of the famous Sesame Street character Cookie Monster. He is neighbors with Oscar the Grouch and smokes meth in the dumpster next to Oscar's trash can.
Meth Monster- Hey kids, my brother couldn't make it today because I, I KILLED HIM AND THREW HIM IN A DUMPSTER!! I mean he's sick from eating too many cookies. That's why I smoke meth instead. Now anyways time to count to 10
1 bag of meth.
2 bags of meth.
3 bags of meth.
4 bags of meth
5 bags of meth
Meth Monster: Oh shit this is starting to get tempting
6 bags of meth
7 bags of meth
*Starts sweating
8 bags of meth
9 bags of meth
Meth Monster: C'mon almost to 10
10 bags of meth
*pulls out a gun
Meth Monster: DON'T YOU TAKE A SINGLE STEP CAMERA GUY!!! This shit is mine all mine!! I'm gonna smoke it and get so fucking wired tonight!!!
* shoots the camera guy pulls out his pipe and puts the meth in the pipe
Meth Monster: yes!!!! hahahhahahaha!!!! and remember kids, meth is better for you than cookies.
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When so much coffee grounds are used to brew coffee that the coffee has meth like stimulant effects, causing hyperactivity, increased heart rate, and paranoia.
I needed a little kick before my business meeting, so I brewed upo some meth coffee.
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Stephanie Tanner on Fuller House. Meth Tits.
Stephanie Tanner brought her meth tits to the party.
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A term used to describe Vermillion County Illinois, including Danville and surrounding areas. Aptly named for the inability to ever be more than 100 yards from a former or current meth lab anywhere inside this community.
John: "Have you seen Jane since she got back from Meth Valley?"
Joe: "No, but I heard she lost 50 pounds, her kids, and most of her teeth."
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to be on meth while under the disco ball at cheap skate.
I'd choose to be methed up over the prostitutes at the front door any day
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a group of fuck ups located in clifton new jersey that like to do drugs and sing songs about killing cops...not that they can play there instruments
The Meth Orphans played to an empty room after ingesting a gram of cocaine, a bottle of hard liquor, and a significant amount of marijuana and attempted to start a fight with the emos band who played afterwords...fucking pussies.
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