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a person who does not want to hear the other side of the argument. But in our postmodern world people accuse anyone who has firm beliefs of being narrow minded.
You'll hear alot of people say ' Christians are narrow minded people '. But the funny thing is these same people are themselves narrow minded and bigoted and intolerant ( there's a popular one )of Christianity. They contradict themselves.
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When someone is so astounded, they can't even form a comprehensive sentence. First used by Chuggaaconroy, a famous Youtuber in one of his Pokemon Crystal episodes, it quickly reached meme status.
Friend one: I just caught a rare pokemon that you don't have
Friend two: Mind = blown
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when someone messes with your mind...usually when someone of the oppostie sex plays games with your head, but can be used when anyone trys to manipulate you through mind tactics
This guy I was dating was mind fucking me to no end...he would give me special gifts and be sweet then turn around and be a total ass. Why do people play mind fucking games? It sucks nuts!
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A 'Mind Rapist' in an individual who reads and then steals your thoughts seconds before you say them out loud. These thoughts include things such as funny comments and jokes which the mind rapist steals and speaks for their own personal glory.
Mind Rapists have no individual thought and need to rape the minds of intelligent individuals to survive. Mind Rapists will also claim that it is YOU who are the Mind Rapist and it is YOU stealing their thoughts.
This is obviously just a massive lie. Typical sneaky Mind Rapists.
Emma: Oh my god I was literally just about to say that! You just raped my mind! Mind Rapist!
James (Mind Rapist:) No, no you stole my thoughts! You're the mind rapist!
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People who say and think dirty thoughts but don't do dirty things. People who are like Holden Caulfield.
"Stacy says such dirty things, she must be a mind slut."
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Basically having a wank in your mind..usually over someone sexy...(but doesn't have to be)...just taking the time to picture them in their sexiness.
Can be done by either gender...woo!
*Warning* May be accompanied by Homer Simpson-like drool noises
E.G 1.)
In HMV watching man perving over a poster of Avril Lavigne
Laura:Look at him having a mind wank over Avril
Liz:Eurgh
E.G 2.)
Liz and Laura(me)sitting down in Rackhams waiting for Laura C(not me) to try on some clothes
Laura:*insert name* is so fit isn't he?
Liz: Oh,I know yea! he would so get it!
Laura: He's just so gorgeous...I think i need a mind wank now!
Liz: Me too!
SILENCE FOR A FEW MOMENTS
Laura: Half naked Kylie on that T.V is putting me off..Dammit!!
Liz: You still having your mind wank?
Laura: Trying to.....Why?
Liz: Because i need a tissue!
*The above examples are purely fictional,as Laura and Liz are not this sad and do more interesting stuff in their free time*
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A phrase, similar to sugma, that is used to troll people.
"Hey, you look like a mind goblin."
"What's a mind goblin?"
"Mind goblin deez nuts!"
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