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Marinated Marble Miracle

The act of steeping your balls in a preferred liquid or sauce for a number of hours in order to impart the flavor of the chosen marinade onto your balls for your partner; preferably done without being asked.

"Holy fuckin' shit Sarah you won't believe this, Gideon gave me a 'Marinated Marble Miracle' last night; I never thought balls could taste like Pepsi™! It was a Miracle!"

by Cries4aWiener November 14, 2019


Quantifiable Miracle

When you can identify the positive effects which are a direct result of a decision or action on your part.

Because I introduced Mike and Daniele to each other despite enormous odds, their daughter Elizabeth is a quantifiable miracle.

by Zoltar85 March 30, 2023


miracle 7

Your typical dumbass.

Why is miracle 7 on some dumb shit again

by The7ThMiracle October 5, 2021


miracle dump

When you take a dump that comes out smooth & in tact, and when you go to wipe, your butt is already clean!

“Aye Vinny, sometimes when I wipe my ass after I shit, the toilet tissue comes out clean???”
Yeah buddy, you just took a miracle dump !”

by smokindicks April 27, 2023


Mitesh miracle

A quantum leap in understanding that genuinely implies everything we know is wrong

This new measurement is a Mitesh miracle

by OSWALD MCGEE April 8, 2021


miracle fishing

A term used when kidnapping someone in hopes of getting paid big, even if unlikely to succeed.

Hey boys, let's go miracle fishing today! Maybe we'll get lucky this time.

by Yourmum9000 July 3, 2021


Hysterical-miracle

A person who is born and survives under extreme circumstance and manages to make people laugh

He was a hysterical-miracle of a child.

by Freelancers January 8, 2018