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Miss Jones

Polite southern way of saying you have to release a big poo.

I need to go see Miss Jones before I fill my pants!

by Bootybandit99 November 23, 2016


miss 1am

miss 1am is a term used to describe a female whose nocturnal habits seem to be indicative of possession by a demon.

i saw miss 1am again last night burying something in the park.

by PRinParty September 23, 2009


Megan Is Missing

A "traumatizing" movie about young Megan and her best friend, Amy Herman, getting kidnapped and tortured by a man who's named "Josh" styled as an actual police case. IF you're sensitive to gore imagery, please stop watching when the words 'Photo #1' is displayed on the screen.

Person 1: Holy shit, Megan is Missing was so terrifying.
Person 2: I don't even know what happened, I clicked off after Photo #1 was on the screen.
Person 1: Good for you.

by bunnyhrt January 23, 2022


Miss mam

Miss mam: Referring to your bsf in a fun and exaggerating way.

Friend 1: Ummm Miss mam no

by mochiikit February 25, 2021


Miss Britting

Calling old memes new. Often used by teachers who think that they're hip at Calvary Chapel High School.

Miss Mary: "I like all your cool new fads such as YOLO and doge"
Jake: "What are you talking about?"

Landon: "She's just Miss Britting by discussing what she thinks is cool, but failing at it!"

by Secretguy22 May 8, 2019


miss turnbull

A fat ugly slag who always shouts at little kids because they forget their lines

Miss turnbull is clappedddd

by Fffhtcuyfyufyu February 16, 2017


miss scramble

1) Miss Scramble is the queen of scrambled eggs, able to whip up a storm for a truckload of hungry lumberjacks with a few frying pans, stacks of egg cartons, and gallons of oil. She single-handedly saved the organic egg market after Paul Bunyan (that madlad) wanted some good eats, but was stuck inside due to COVID-19. Scramble, whose business had just enrolled in Postmates delivery, received an order of 20,000 eggs' worth of omelets from Bunyan and delivered to him within the hour, buying out every farmer's stock of eggs in a 100 mile radius. She is hailed as the Princess of Poach, Baroness of the Boiled, the Deviled Duchess, and has been bestowed the Tamago Tiara.

2) A phrase commonly misspelled, with variations like misscramble, miscramble, and mis-scramble, meaning incorrectly following the directions of a pre-determined scramble of a Rubik's cube.

1) Bob: "I would simp for Miss Scramble. Even though she ain't the tig biddy goth girl I want, she's a keeper 'cause she can sure scramble my eggs.

2) Joe: "Does anyone know how to spell misscramble?"
Evan: "Nope, I doubt it. Mis-scramble is just one that the Internet can't agree upon to spell, just like the way GIF is said."

by NotACube July 24, 2020