Moist Banana

A Lazy Ass Banana Making memes and posting them on Instagram

“Hey have you heard of Moist Banana?”
“Yeah that Guy Sucks”

Moist Gauntlet

When you fist a hot chica up to your ladgendary elbow like a knight of shagalot

Dave - "what you do last night bro?" Aaron - "I fell asleep last night with a moist gauntlet called saffy, now my arms as wrinkly as wills mums vag"

puss moist

someone who is a pussy and scared to do anything risky

(maliyah)

Don’t be a puss moist.

moist karl

Poop in tube sock and proceed to beat your mate with filled sock.

Johnny dropped deuce in my sock and moist karled the shit out of bobby

Moist Sati

a fresh steamy sam straight out the shower.

"Quick get a towel theres a moist sati about!"

moist bearclaw

The act of sticking your foot with untrimmed dirty toenails into the ass of a cripple.

That legless bitch was begging for the moist bearclaw at the shelter last night.

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moist towelette

codeword for condoms. due to their simmilar shape in package.

guy1:"dude take this condom, you dont want your girlfriend pregnant"

guy2:"dude thanks for the moist towelette. *wink* *wink*"

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