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What a younger guy calls his older 'lady' - hopefully meant affectionately!!
Hey, you're my one and only sweetie momma!
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1. lady luck
2. the member of a group of friends who can shake his hips well
1. going for the touchdown! matt, you're my momma mayhem.
2. momma mayhem do the hip-shake!
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Nigah woman who has been impregnated by some bum who has no intention of supporting his bastard child. She is usually about twenty years old and has already delivered three or four of these bastards by three or four different unemployed baby daddies. These impregnators are only seen when their steady is on the rag and they need a lay. Baby Momma is paid by the US government on a production scale. The more bastards produced, the bigger the income. She spends all the money on dope and the bastard children do without clothes and food. Granny usually takes up the slack. Baby Daddy usually brags about having ten children by six or eight Baby Mommas.
I have ten baby mommas who have a total of eighteen babies, eleven of them are mine!
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A wonderful mother who takes in 3 boys and show them more love then there actual mother and is chill ash and will defend them against anyone at anytime is loud ash when drunk but knows the right thing to say to make you cry. Loves to get high but knows when to smoke at the right time. Is the most trustworthy women until you betray her trust then she doesn’t show her anger but keeps her distance. I love you momma.
Hey momma k! You smoking tonight?
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A wonderful mother who takes in 3 boys and show them more love then there actual mother and is chill ash and will defend them against anyone at anytime is loud ash when drunk but knows the right thing to say to make you cry. Loves to get high but knows when to smoke at the right time. Is the most trustworthy women until you betray her trust then she doesn’t show her anger but keeps her distance. I love you momma.
Hey momma k? How you and your kids doing? What your plans for tonight mamma k?
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An extroverted female (usually a virgin) who is the top dog and caregiver within social circles and is friends with many guys but does not seek a relationship or casual relations.
Ben- "You still trying to get with Momma Bear?"
Jerry- "Yea... She's nice, but she just don't put out!"
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someone who is so fat when she went outside with a yellow shirt on people yelled 'taxi!' someone who is so stupid when the weatherman said it was chilly outside she went out with a bowl and a spoon. someone who is so dirty when a man asked for crabs she opened her legs. someone who is so poor that when your friend came over and stepped on a lit ciggarette she went 'there goes the heater'
yeh i think i said it all alrede.
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