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When having sex in the missionary style you grab a girl behind her knees and push them up beside her head. This causes her to look like a moose with horns.
She wanted it deeper so I gave her the moose horns.
When someone really needs to take a shit. The kind of shit that can't wait.
Will: I wish I could talk more Scotty, but I really gotta Rob the Moose!
A home run hit by Kansas City Royals' third baseman Mike "Moooose" Moustakes
That moose dong went deep!
A shot consisting of tequila and Hot Damn. After one takes this shot, it is required to put your hands up like antlers on your head.
Who wants a Bruce the Moose? I'm buying.
A modern insult derived from the commonly used Silly Goose.
When someone does something particulary strange yet funny you call them this.
Little Timmy is dancing around with a diaper on his head.
Suzie: Oh Timmy, you are SUCH a silly moose!
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The act of, while having sexual intercourse with a female in the doggystyle position, grasping a nice firm hold of the said womans pig tails, and slipping out of her vagina and penetrating her anus. She will "roar" and attempt to escape your man-meat, but the trick is to maintain control.
NB: Can be done with two men however this is seldom seen.
Man, that chick thought she had seen it all, until I gave her a roaring moose last night
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The moose mobile is a moving cellular tower exclusive to the cold frigid regions of Canada. When the moose mobile goes by you may place a call or email, every Canadian depends on the moose mobile to have contact with the outside world.
Dude you like totally see that hockey game last night eh? Nah man the moose mobile was not close enough eh.
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