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A hyper-educated moron is someone who has impressive credentials, yet lacks the basic knowledge and common sense of how the real world actually functions and operates because they never had a job in the private sector. These people are most often found in Ivy league schools, hidden deep in their offices and unaware of the surrounding outside world.
Mike: Professor Jones wants to teach 3 liberal arts classes a day and wants nothing less than $100,000/year with full, life-time benefits.
Eric: Isn't that what a physician is normally paid?
Mike: Yup.
Eric: What a hyper-educated moron...
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A dumbass, that picks his nose. Once the picking of the nose is willfully fulfilled. The dumbass chews and salivates his boogers, and tastefully swallows them in one gulp. Hencr the phrase.....booger-eating moron!
While hiding in the shadows, and lurking about. The booger-eating moron awaits another opportunity to feast upon himself.
Any one person leaving a definition of their made up word on Urban Dictionary. They in turn hope it will become an actual word people use.
99.9% of the words on here are added by Urban Dictionary Morons. Urban Dictionary should slim down their entries to words that people actually use by having real proof of word use.
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When you begin to truly smell how awful your McDonald's breath is while everyone around doesn't.. This is possible by donning a cylindrical glass space helmet with a circulator and walking down the middle school hallway whilst simultaneously talking to yourself out loud attempting to trigger innocent bystanders...
*Everyone is just minding themselves*
Toad Jar Moron passes by "hey bitches look at me cockworms I like gary trannis and big blue dildose in my spichole, I'm retarded!"
Nobody responds.
Toad Jar Moron continues further "BROD would any one of you put a rubbery slimey cyan phallus down my mouth, preferably neon big blu glow aura emitting cock you get one? I'M BEGGING YOU FUCKING DO IT I PLEAD.
After the silence has settled, Toad reverts to neutral and denies ever saying such things.
When you want to tell multiple people that they are either wrong or their opinion sucks. Can also be used when you are frustrated by someone's stupidity.
Example 1
A: George Bush is the 30th president
B: No he is the 24th what are you talking about
C: You guys are morons
Example 2
A: OMG Blink 182 is teh best band evar!
B: I agree they are so hawt and their music is teh shit!!1
C: You guys are morons
Example 3
A: Myspace is the best website
B: Nono its Facebook your wrong!
C: You guys are morons
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A really prissy woman, always bubbly and sociable but a complete idiot.
My girlfriend is very hot, but she's a total Mary Tyler Moron!
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