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A fucking legend. cool, funny, and nice guy, can be too much of a stud to handle, add him on snap @mosethemeeper
Moses was a baby when he was drawn from the river by Pharaoh’s daughter.
A man of great faith that followed and chased after God whole heartedly without doubt.
Moses led the Israelites out of captivity from the Egyptians.
An alternative for "hmm", is best used when you're trying to come off as brain dead.
Example 1:
Person 1: "Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity around 1665 while drinking... When he was growing up, Newton spent much of his time on his family farm... and that is how Newton discovered Gravity"
Person 2: "...mose"
Example 2:
Person 1: "Guys, please, we really have to take this seriously"
Person 2: "...mose"
Just a random guy who got a superpower to split water into a path. Now splits Jesus' coffee in half for his amusement.
Moses is splitting the nearby fountain today, let's go see. - Peter at the pearly gates
So rare a person that most believe him not to exist. Not many walk the earth but those who do dissolve into myth. To encounter one is to stare into the face of God, and the only option then is to weep
I saw Mose the other day and I can’t bring myself to think it was real. He picking up an order at Papa John’s.
A ugly slut who has a bad hairline and is desperate for anything. Is really bad at jokes and can’t control his self. Is not good at any sport . Does not really have a life. Is a loner. Doesn’t know what to say to a girl if he likes them and needs help. Is a fucking pervert. Is a bitch. Likes to get into drama. Is very awkward and creepy.
Ewwwww I’m glad I ain’t a Moses.
I’m glad I’m not Moses cause I can make the team.