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When cheese and salsa are inserted in the vagina of a female. The heat will melt the cheese. Then insert a penis and fuck said vagina, thus mixing the cheese and salsa. Then punch said female in her pelvic region. The resulting explosion/ooze will flow like lava.
Guy 1: I totally gave Rachel The Mount Vesuvius last night!
Guy 2: Really?! How was it?
Guy 1: There was cheese and salsa everywhere!
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Mt. Hebron is a classic suburban high school. In a well-to-do but certainly not “rich” area of the country, Howard County, Mt. Hebron is generally viewed as a high school which caters to families with the means to send their children to private schools yet for whatever reason enjoy the stability and community of a local public high school.
Mt. Hebron students, put simply, aren’t cultured. Most have lived relatively stable and nice upbringings but have never experienced different cultures or beliefs. This occurs for many reasons. One, parents of Hebron students generally aren’t from elite backgrounds. They followed the rules of the game to moderate success and are complacent with their lifestyles. Most never travel abroad or for that matter travel anywhere outside of the Eastern beaches.
Two, Hebron students expect success yet do not understand what it means to be successful outside of the “Hebron paradigm.” For example, most Hebron student accept doing ok in school (aka getting good grades in honors courses), which leads them to state colleges. Henceforth, they expect that they will live the lives of their parents and friends in Ellicott City. While holy untrue for most part, this myopic view isn’t there fault; it has been ingrained in them throughout childhood in Howard County.
Many Hebron students, as in almost all public high schools, don’t reach any level of academic success and end up in community colleges. These students tend to hang around the Hebron scene for years, partying nights away, going to school part-time, and working at dead-end jobs on the side. Unfortunately, the realities of life usually hit them soon enough; a fifteen dollar per hour job isn’t going to buy you the average $300,000 rancher in Ellicott City. They realize that they wasted their opportunity at Hebron to be successful.
Three, Hebron students don’t understand real privilege. Most Hebron students believe that everyone is the same, which is a great utopian way of viewing the world. The commonly held view is that everyone that goes to Hebron has a car, has two parents, and will be ok in life. While it was nice to think from that perspective during high school, the reality of class and difference hits quickly after Hebron. Since nearly everyone at Hebron has a decent floor of family income, class realities are blurred. Only if one goes to an elite college and sees what it means to be from money and understand the power and prestige that comes from it will a Hebron student understand the fallacy of their beliefs about Hebron, the complacency with which they lived there high school years, and the absurdity that all students will end up ok just because they lived in Howard County and went to Hebron.
While Hebron was a great place to attend high school, it isn’t the utopia that many believe it is. And finally, to the first observer, who talked about how “cool” the lacrosse team is, I have one point. Very few Hebron lacrosse players, especially on the men’s team (which isn’t all that good to be honest), will become elite actors in America, not to mention on a world level. They have neither intellectual acumen nor the social skills (cultural capital) to interact with important actors in the elite world.
If someone would like to respond to any of my points, I would be happy to engage them.
Additionally- my views are of the Hebron from which I graduated.
MTH Dude: I went to Mount Hebron, Towson, and am now pounding beers on my friend's parent's deck.
MTH Dude 2: Your story is the same as the rest of our friends. Now shotgun that shit.
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the coolest small town in texas and other states have one but so far texas has the coolest "mount pleasant"
mount pleasant texas 75455
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Mount Assisi Academy, also known as MAA, is the sadest excuse for a high school. It is an all-girl high school full of faggots. It is located on a hill in the middle of nowhere surrounded by forests and nuns. Although there are a few decent girls here, the majority are people you would never associate yourself with. Only like 5 girls attend school here anyways. There are many many nuns at MAA, and they're all bitches. Go EAgles!
Person 1: I met the most-faggoty girl today
Person 2: what school is she from?
Person 1: somewhere in africa on like a hill or something
Person 2: oh! you mean mount assisi!!
Person 1: yeah!!!!!! but like i heard rawntay and michtellay go there...they're so cool mayne
Person 2: i know dude.
PErson 1: i wanna be like them
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A town in chicago that is full of hillbillys who live in trailers. They have many town bumbs, one of whichs name is Fred Morris who is a sex offeder. One of the main places to chill at is the "Agg Hill" it is a pretty fun place. Mount Greenwood people have fun dipping, hanging out in alleys, and getting wasted. Last year at the Agg Hill there was an event known as the "black attack" where a girl called black people who live in the projects on us to beat the shit out of us. Some of us fought back and some got held up. They ran away. Everyone called the cops while others called older brothers and older reletives to brawl them. It became the summer of 07's biggest event. The best eating place is Bennys Pizza but the hillbillys changed it to Wiseguys and it now sucks.
I partied in Mount Greenwood yesturday and it was gnarly becasue we got crunk,rocked out and fought the black kids.
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A college in Alliance, Ohio known for it's NCAA record book dominating football team. The Purple Raiders, led by Coach Larry Kehres, has won a Division III record 9 national championships, all since 1993. Yes, Division III (I didn't say they were the best in the country, but they are by far the best in Div III). The Raiders won 110 consecutive regular season games between 1994-2005 (11 years). They have posted 14 undefeated regular seasons, 16 OAC (Ohio Athletic Conference) titles and had the best NCAA record in the 90's decade with a record of 120-7-1. The Mount Union Purple Raiders have won National Championships in these years: 1993, 1996, 1997, 1998, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2005, 2006
Have you read the papers? Mount Union won another national championship. Once again they played Wisconsin-Whitewater in the Stagg Bowl.
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The world's tallest mountain. Also where stupid white people go to either die from falling off or freezing to death in subzero Fahrenheit windstorms.
I lost my brother and both of my legs to frostbite, but that won't stop me from climbing Mount Everest again.
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