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A lesbian, meaning one who enjoys licking or mouthing another female's pubic area (hence, "carpet").
God, Bridget is hot. But it turns out she's just a carpet munching lesbian. No fuck for me!
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1)He/she who places lips on another's anal hole and vacuums the shit into their mouth.
2)A total let down of a human being who brings people down.
3)An annoying twat who thinks they are highly intelligent because they use long words to promote their retarded values.
1)"Hey, get my shit out yo mouth, Ass Munch!"
2)"Man, you a fucking let down Ass Munch ,hope you choke on my shit"
3)"Wow, you use big words, even though you look to have been Hitlered, man I'm glad I'm not an ass munch like you!"
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When you perform oral sex on a girl with the hope of getting her so turned on she won't be able to resist when you come up and penetrate her. Usually done is a quick manner so as to avoid any hesitation on her part.
I was hooking up with this girl last night who was so hot, I desperately wanted to be inside her. She told me early on she would not sleep with me so I had to pull out the patented munch and punch, worked like a charm.
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The act of overly aggressively eating out a women both vaginally and anally at the same time.
He bent her over and monster munched the shit out of her. All I heard was NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.
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the act of giving oral sex to a woman who is not completely shaved
"Look at those two manly chicks holding hands", said Biff. "Yeah, they must be serious alfalfa munchers." replied Joe
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Someone who wears trousers that hang too tightly around the arse. The trousers are usually so tight, that it appears the the persons butt is actually munching on their trousers. It is not a pretty sight.
Related illnesses: Ankle Swingers, which often accompanies Butt Munching, or the type of person who it prone to Butt Munching.
"Oh my god, see that guys trousers!"
"Euw, Butt Munch"
"Those cheeks are going to start talking to us in a moment!"
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