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A crotch muppet is a strange animal that can occur when you don't wash your crotch enough...The animal will look a lot like the muppets and will have a strange voice- they are very hard to get rid of...
Harry: He dude, ur Crotch Muppet s go away yet?
Bob: Nope, they just keep multiplying!
Harry: Hmmm; maybe you should try calling the exterminators. They could get on your girlfriend and try to get in her pants!
Bob: Wow yeah i should. Dayumm that would suck..
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My playsuit is riding right up my muppet's mouth.
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A varient of fuck monkey also a way of calling somebody stupid, but cooler.
Bob is such a fuck monkey.
Dammit, shut up John you fuck monkey!
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The act of shooting multiple person with a firearm; most likely in a video game.
Last night I was mowing muppets with the M16.
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An insult meant to beguile and confound. But ask yourself, if someone called you a fuck muppet, you'd probably feel confused and insulted.
Hey Tony, come here; get a load of this fuck muppet.
Hey, fuck muppet!
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One who talks about guitars but never plays them. Also talks like a muppet.
I heard Muppet Baby talking about the time he broke his strings and then made a scarfice to Satan.
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