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Extreme diarrhea. Nearly pure fluid generally yellow or light brown that comes forth while attempting to shit but finding out you have this problem. Shit that actually is more like piss
Scott: "After we had that $4 all-you-can eat Chinese buffet last night, I woke up with massive stomach cramps. I went to the can and was pissing out of my ass."
Max: "yea, I had the same problem, I went to the can to take a leak, finished, fealt I had to shit, turned around, sat down and ended up pissing out of my ass!"
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Ass itching means that you’re annoying me or something is bothering you
Oh my gawd stop being so loud it’s making my ass itch
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When you lose a basketball game to someone in a wheelchair.
Wheels: Play me in basketball
Frank: okay
*Franks shoots ball*
*Wheels caps Frank in a wheelchair*
Wheels: Stef curry my ass!
The act of spewing liquid out your anus.
Dad call mom I'm pissing out my ass again.
Think about a time your butt has truly been cold. Very rarely, it means you are so cold that even your butt is cold.
I’m freezing my ass off can you please turn down the a/c!!!
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means to say stop yelling at me, like when your wife is yelling at you and you just want her to forgive something stupid you did
"honey im sorry i forgot to take the trash out, i will do it now, please get off my ass!"
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When you have no time, are unprepared, or don't know what you're doing... You're pulling it out of your ass. Commonly used in situations where a person may have procrastinated or waited until the last minute to prepare anything, or is put in position where they must perform or answer questions on things they have no idea about.
My boss just came and asked me for a summary of customer info and I had to pull it out of my ass.
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