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A website where Emos go to whore their self out to prospective new friends.
i just checked out some dudes page on Myspace, he is the sexxx!
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The homepage for 12 year old camera-whores and 60 year old pedophiles.
Myspace,Facebook,...- they are all the same!
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A website you can't help but be addicted to.
You add everyone you've never met before in your life. 'Hey, why not add this guy that lives in Idaho, even though I live in Ohio?'
You take tons of pictures of yourself in close to nothing, then upload them for your friends to comment. The best way to get comments is put "OMG!!! I AM SOO FAT!!!!!" as one of the captions of those picture where your half naked, people can't help but say "OMG!!! NO AMY UR NOT FAT!!" Perfect.
You post tons of bulletins about how if you don't repost this then someone will come and kill you at 10'o'clock tonight. If your not going to be killed, then you end up with bad luck.
Oh, bulletins are a good way of making more friends (with a whore code) and getting more picture comments.
In the paragraph above I a whore code. What is it, you ask. It's HTML that you paste into a bulletin so you can get more friends. In the whore code you have your picture, reasons why they should add and a link to your profile so they can add you.
What reasons should you put? How fucking hot you are! How you talk to everyone! What a great friend you are! How fucking cool you are! And how you'll kick their ass if they don't add!
Hey, add me!
myspace.com/sydneysimplicity
I accept anyone and everyone!
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The ULTIMATE game, where the primary goal is to collect three things:
FRIENDS - #1
COMMENTS - #2
SLUTTY GIRLFRIENDS FROM KOREA - #3.
WOW! I GOT THE TOP HISCORE ON MYSPACE! I COLLECTED 3000 FRIENDS!
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Is a place to fulfill your highschool drama, meet strage men and to stalk your ex boyfriends.
So like i was reading his comments on myspace and he was so flirting with her im pissed
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1. A place where people can't fit in the real world. So they fit in the virtual world.
2. A place where they don't have 1 good friend. But they have 6,325 good friends.
3. A place where you can find unwanted rapists only to seek out you and your body. Not your personality.
4. A place where fat chicks only use special angles to make themselves look skinner.
5. A place to find the craved popularity you cannot find at school/job/neighborhood/in real life.
6. A place where you suicide if your threatened by your "one and only love"
7. A place where its almost fiction enough to not be real.
"Are you Daphne from myspace?"
"Yes I am."
"Why is your updated pic so..not you?"
"Photoshop"
"...."
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A popular website for children (it's not for children!), teens, and adults. It is also the main feasting ground for pedophiles (Serves you right kids). A handful of people on MySpace lie about their age.
0H!M3s0H0rNy (MySpace age: 13, Real Age: 44): Hey, wanna get together sometime at your house when you're alone?
Amanda White (Myspace age: 87, Real Age: 12): Sure, you seem cool :)
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