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Country-Ish music along the lines of mixing country with party with beach.
Also- Country artists trying to break into the Jimmy Buffett demographic!
Kenny Chesney and Corey Smith aren't country.... They're Tiki Country.
Something that the king of marshmallows, and spoils himself with a chocky milk calls little girls on Roblox.
Person 1 : Where are you from?
Person 2 : *says somewhere that has a country accent*
Person 1 : OMG! We love a country cutie<3
A country dump is used to describe the act of crapping in the woods, typically while hunting.
After Thanksgiving dinner while hunting, the fat WV hillbilly took a big country dump in the woods.
What the British say when they go to war.
Person 1: Let us go to war!
Person 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9: FOR KING AND COUNTRY MEN!
A genre of music that haunts many souls. If you live in the Southern part of the United States and hate the genre, you are pretty much asking for death.
Northern Person 1: I guess its your turn to choose the music for the car trip.
Southern Person 2: Okay, I know exactly what to put on! *Turns on a Country Music Playlist, and Big Green Tractor begins playing*
Northern Person 1: *Crashes car due to the horrible music blaring through the speakers.*
New York City.
In reference to the 911 attack on the World Trade Center Twin Towers.
A twist on the phrase Fly Over Country "not defined"
Hollywood Actor 1: “I have to catch a plane today.”
Hollywood Actor 2: “Where are you going?”
Hollywood Actor 1: “Fly Into Country, I’ve got an audition for a Broadway play tomorrow.”
A dad who smoke weed and own horses. They have a weird southern agent. They mostly have a Country mom as a wife. Their kids are secretly going into the city to escape the country. The smoke weed.
My country dad