Unlike the standard crump, Country Crump is a dance native only to the North East – especially upstate New York. Commonly performed at parties, the Country Crump is the art of standing vertical and slow stepping with one’s feet, to the rhythm, while swinging one’s hands. One should note that while swinging one’s hands, the shoulders and elbows should remain perfectly still, allowing the arms not to move, making the wrist swinging more pronounced. Commonly, the Country Crumper will do this move with a blank face.
When Chris did the Country Crump all of the girls laughed and pointed.
a bunch of instagram meme pages that spam really long copypastas in comment sections, mainly in geohistorical accounts, some are good and funny like france glorious nation honhon and hungary thebest, however most suck, only not as much as meme accounts with the word authoritarian in
nigga best country accounts are annoying
A bitch that lives in the country. Her hobbies include being a bitch, farming for ass, and having other bitches to work for her.
Howdy y’all! Ima country ass bitch. I just loves being me ass a country bitch ass real good!
Country-Ish music along the lines of mixing country with party with beach.
Also- Country artists trying to break into the Jimmy Buffett demographic!
Kenny Chesney and Corey Smith aren't country.... They're Tiki Country.
Something that the king of marshmallows, and spoils himself with a chocky milk calls little girls on Roblox.
Person 1 : Where are you from?
Person 2 : *says somewhere that has a country accent*
Person 1 : OMG! We love a country cutie<3
To be from the country but enjoy expensive country life accommodations.
Bruce just bought a third vehicle just to drive on his property because his country boujee self didn’t want to get his new boots muddy.