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PG version of "WTF" or "what the fuck?!"
*Four midgets riding a baby elephant through Central Park.*
Casual Observer: ...where's the feet?!
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Feet that are so soft and supple, it's as if they've never been walked on. Callus and odour free with the sweet taste of cotton candy between the toes.
After the date, she confidently slipped off her shoes and revealed her wheelchair feet to him. He’d never seen such beautiful feet in his life.
"Your feet are flawless. They are wheelchair feet"
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a pair of smelly feet owned by a little young girl
get those cheese feet of me
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A painful injury sustained by women during sex resulting from the repeated rubbing of the tops of the feet on the couch as she rides. Oftentimes skin is removed as the injury is sustained, leaving a red patch on the top of the woman's foot, which she will subsequently lie about to cover up the true nature of the injury so as not to be embarassed when she has to go to the doctor or something similar.
" Man my sex feet really hurt from that hot bath I took last night!!!"
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The sexy toes, soles and feet of a mature woman, usually on public display.
Fred could not keep his eyes off his best friend's mom's feet. She always kept them up on a couch when he came over and he desperately wanted to cum on them.
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When you going to fight someone, but you're better and running away instead.
"Hey! You about to catch these hands!"
"Oh yeah! And you about to catch these feet!"
*Runs away
Tits which hang down so low the nipples brush up against the tops of the women’s feet.
I need to unroll my feet tits before I take this nude.