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A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition.
Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?
Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.
Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something
I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!
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To say that they could do anything to you and you'd still say thank you because you love them too much.
"Colby Brock, you could run me over and I'd still say thank you. He is so hot."
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An insultive phrase, denoting that you fuck somebody's mouth, that's not ever meant to be true, but it's always funny to tell it to your friends/enemies/dog/slaves/mailmen/mailwomen/pOsama Bin Laden/anybody.
Osama Bin Laden: I am going to bomb 'mericans again.
'bama: If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth.
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Used to prove how much you appreciate and love someone.
I'd sell my own bones for insert stone name cuz favorite color is your favorite color~
Example: "I'd sell my own bones for rose quartz stones, cuz pink is your favorite color."
Moxxie's second coffee order from episode 6 of Helluva Boss, "Truth Seekers"
"If you cant handle that id like a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."
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Hell to the no. Absolutely not. Under no circumstances would I do that. Ever.
Q: Do you want to go on a date?
A: I'd rather bang CPA than go on a date with you.